Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 130 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,970 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Death by spikes when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 15/17 (405/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (30/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Finish Mell's story.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (350/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Become one with the desert
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (60/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Go into RAGE.
Get someone naked!
Kill the super bunny.
Use a grenade.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!