Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 130 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,970 Points
Medals Earned: 17/18 (400/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 4/22 (25/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/255 points)
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
TX-15 Dependency
Get a S Rank
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.